What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:27

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So, the docs changed it to read

Unacceptable again!

Then came..

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Thumbs down again.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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No way

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Can a teenager take boron? (Read my comment below for more context if you wish)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Freaks and Cheeks

No go.

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Nuts and Butts

Aperiam voluptatem sit qui.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Still no good

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Just Forget it!

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Catatonics & High Colonics

What are the most significant advancements in artificial intelligence today? How are they transforming different industries, and why should we be cautious about their ethical implications?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Minds and Behinds

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

How is it that a computer can generate a captcha but not solve it?

No, not a chance

Still no good.

share office space ...

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Loons and Moons

So they tried

Everyone loved it.

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They put up a sign reading

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Can AI replace a product manager?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Are vampires real?